Join us for a brutally honest and hilarious take on beach parenting from a dad who freely admits he can't swim. In this 4-minute comedic monologue, our host shares the reality of family beach trips: carrying 55,000 tons of equipment only to watch your kids eat sand, setting clear water boundaries with children, and the liberating honesty of admitting your limitations.

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From explaining why shower dizziness disqualifies you from fighter pilot duty to establishing the "I'll only go in the water to pee or poop" rule with his kids, this episode perfectly captures the intersection of parenting struggles and water anxiety with self-deprecating humor that every parent will relate to.

Whether you're a fellow non-swimmer trying to navigate beach days with your family, or you just appreciate raw, unfiltered parenting honesty served with a side of comedy, this episode delivers laughs while touching on the very real challenges of water safety and personal boundaries.

Perfect for parents who've ever felt overwhelmed by the logistics of beach trips, anyone with swimming anxiety, or comedy fans who love authentic, no-holds-barred storytelling.

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