Lyrics
🎙️ [Intro – Spoken]
Where your tacos slap but your net says nah,
Where every auntie’s louder than a mariachi guitar
From broken traffic lights to novelas with more plot twists than Avengers,
Welcome to buffering burrito land

🎵 [Verse 1 – English Only, Savage Roast]
They flex with tacos, spice on blast,
But their WiFi’s stuck in the Aztec past
Trying to scroll but it’s buffering still,
Even tequila can't give this net a chill

Every corner — churros and memes,
But streets be louder than dream screams
Say “mañana” for every plan,
That means “maybe never,” fam

Novelas got more drama than crime,
One power cut and you're back in time
They run on vibes and loud honks,
But logic dipped like salsa in Bronx

🎶 [🔥 Chorus – English + Spanish + Nahuatl Mix 🔥]
Hola WiFi, dónde vas?
Mi phone cry, como gas.
Taco hot, pero red está muerta,
Huehue net’ka, no despierta!

Aye caramba, memes más,
Despacito files won’t pass.
Aztec speed in modern shoes,
Mexico’s glitch got ancient roots

🎵 [Verse 2 – English Only, Cooking Harder]
From cactus lands to ghost towns’ heat,
Still using Facebook like it’s elite
They got legends and lucha masks,
But typing takes Olympic tasks

Coronas chill but chargers dead,
Even their maps got GPS dread
You order food, it never comes,
Like their WiFi — always runs

Big flags, bigger delay,
TikToks drop by next birthday
They say “viva” but tech said “nah,”
Even cactus don't grow that slow, bruh

🎶 [🔥 Chorus – Repeat 🔁]
Hola WiFi, dónde vas?
Mi phone cry, como gas.
Taco hot, pero red está muerta,
Huehue net’ka, no despierta!

Aye caramba, memes más,
Despacito files won’t pass.
Aztec speed in modern shoes,
Mexico’s glitch got ancient roots

🗣️ [Outro – Spoken]
We love your food, your fire, your flair...
But bro, even a tortilla loads faster than your net
Fix that WiFi before your burrito gets cold

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